"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
This fucked me up